So, I have started the MasterCleanse with some Laxative tea last night and the Salt Water Flush this morning. I heard that you most definitely are going to be needing the bathroom.

Anyways, each morning you are supposed to wake up and then chug 1 quart (similar to a half-gallon) of salt water. I am pretty sure this is going to be the worse part as I have spent most of my time around salt water trying to make sure it doesn't get in my mouth.

Within an hour you are supposed to have a need for the toilet and this proved true. After my bowel movement, like all civilized beings I looked at my poop and it seemed a little healthier, but I wasn't all that impressed. So I flushed the toilet, grabbed my magazine and started to go wash my hands. I think it was after about 5 steps that the Salt Water Flush actually finally was able to kick in causing me to rush back to the toilet and have the type of poo I should have been expecting. This process is supposed to be externally releasing the toxins your body is internally releasing, and it does expunge all it can with a fervant power/shower.

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Poop,

Though we don't have the type of relationship we will one day have when I wipe you off my baby's bottom or clean the remnant's of my dog's bladder infection off the carpet, I want you to know that I do care and want us to have a positive relationship.

Me and my poop, best friends forever. Or to coin my good friend, Karl Mauks-Koepke's saying,

"#2 is #1 for me!"

Love,

Daimian Holiday Scott

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--daimian

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